Shameful abuse of privilege

Wansteadium lost its faithful Fitbit step tracker somewhere on Wanstead High Street on Wednesday evening. Not only does this mean it misses its 10,000 steps for the day (which will be only the fourth day missed since Christmas) but it also just makes Wansteadium sad. Any sightings or leads gratefully received via WAAA-IWANTMYFITBITBACK@wansteadium.com And yes, this plea does constitute the disgraceful abuse of position mentioned in the headline.