Wanstead: Bring out your inner zombie

There’s only one way to react to Will Self’s slur that Wanstead is a home for the living dead: a zombie parade. We need as many people to have zombie-themed Hallowe’en costumes, send photos to us or tweet them, we’ll collate them and send them on to the gloomy one.

(This will, however, be an equal opportunity zombie parade – ghosts, ghouls and skeletons are also welcome.)

There will be prizes too – a copy of Lemony Snicket’s The Dark for children zombies, and a copy of The Quiddity of Will Self for grown-up zombies.

Now get those eyes rolling backwards in your heads.

Will Self and Wanstead’s ‘living dead’

Very Hallowe’eny, as triggered by this tweet:

It’s true: the deadly slur comes in Will Self’s 2012 book The Quantity Theory of Insanity:

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And it turns out that’s not all. In his 2013 book How the Dead Live, there comes this:

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Spooky.

An evening of spooky tales

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There will be an evening of spooky story-telling on Tuesday evening – in the mould of the Wanstead Fringe story telling evening. Arranged again by Marian Temple at Time For Tea (the tea shop past Snaresbrook station) from 7.30 onwards. Marian says: “Bring a bottle, they will provide nibbles. Come prepared to hear spine chilling stories, vaguely spookies or pathetically non spooky. Story contributions super welcome.”