Wanstead: Bring out your inner zombie

There’s only one way to react to Will Self’s slur that Wanstead is a home for the living dead: a zombie parade. We need as many people to have zombie-themed Hallowe’en costumes, send photos to us or tweet them, we’ll collate them and send them on to the gloomy one.

(This will, however, be an equal opportunity zombie parade – ghosts, ghouls and skeletons are also welcome.)

There will be prizes too – a copy of Lemony Snicket’s The Dark for children zombies, and a copy of The Quiddity of Will Self for grown-up zombies.

Now get those eyes rolling backwards in your heads.