Wanstead news roundup, 5.1.11; Booty, bags and late-night massage

• How to spend 300,000 on Wanstead High Street – a question exercising the minds of administrators after it became clear that the money was to be allocated from central grants. The more hardline advocates of Wanstead improvement would say that investment money needs to be matched with strict planning rules to have the desired effect.

• ‘Fake’ charity clothing collection bags are being distributed in the area again. Wansteadium reader Graeme says he has received a bag from CSS, pictured, which last year Redbridge Trading Standards warned was not the registered charity it claims to be.

• The mystery over the successor to former brothel, Wanstead Sauna, continues. The new outfit in the premises bills itself a “male grooming centre”, and one Wansteadium reader told us last month that he had received a perfectly respectable sports massage there. Now reader Jack writes: “A male grooming centre that’s open at 02:30 AM on Monday 3rd January 2011??!!” Curiouser and curiouser.

Rubbish and recycling thumb nose at tradition

Time was that rubbish and recycling collections followed their own regular patterns, as reliable as the seasons themselves. But beware, anyone in Wanstead whose usual collection day would have been Monday or Tuesday and is expecting, as was the case for their fathers and forefathers, that because of the Christmas bank holidays they should put out their boxes and bags on Wednesday or Thursday.

No, the time is out of joint. Monday and Tuesday collections this week are simply cancelled, and will return to normal next week. Wednesday to Friday continue as normal. Radical.

Choice tweets about Wanstead, XXVII; Cashless society

Wanstead Natwest ATM is so often out of service that there’s something Magritte-like about it: the screen should read “THIS IS NOT AN ATM.”less than a minute ago via web

Wanstead shops Xmas opening hours

Public service time again – below are opening
hours of some Wanstead shops over Christmas and New Year. [Anyone
wishing to add to this list is welcome to do so, by emailing us at
wansteadium[at]gmail.com]

The
Co-op
Sun 26 Dec: 1100-1900
Mon 27 Dec: 0700-2200
Tue 28 Dec: 0700-2200
Wed 29 Dec: 0700-1800
Fri 31 Dec: 0700-1800
Sat 1 Jan: 0900-1800
Sun 2 Jan: 1100-1700
Mon 3 Jan 0700-2200

Tesco
Sun 26 Dec: 0800-2200
Mon 27
Dec: 0600-2300
Tue 28 Dec: 0600-2300

The
Larder

Sun 26 Dec: Closed
Mon 27 Dec: 1000-1600
Tue 28 Dec: 1000-1600
Wed 29 Dec: 1000-1600
Thu 30 Dec: 1000-1600
Fri 31 Dec: 1000-1700
Sat 1 Jan: closed
Sun 2 Jan: 1000-1600

Boots
Sun 26 Dec: Closed
Mon 27 Dec: 1000-1700

Oxfam Bookshop
Sun 26 Dec: Closed
Mon 27 Dec: Closed
Tue 28 Dec: 1200-1600
Wed 29 Dec: 1000-1800
Thu 30 Dec: 1000-1800
Fri 31Dec: 1000-1600
Sat 1 Jan: Closed
Sun 2 Jan: TBC
Mon 3 Jan: 1200-1600


Lighthouse fish shop

Sun 26 Dec: Closed
Mon 27 Dec:Closed
Tue 28 Dec: Closed
Wed 29 Dec: Closed
Thu 30 Dec: Closed
Fri 31 Dec: Closed
Sat 1 Jan: Closed
Sun 2 Jan: Closed
Mon 3 Jan:Closed
Tue 4 Jan: Closed

Starbucks
Tue 28 Dec: 0900-1900
Weds 29 Dec: 0700-1900
Thu 30 Dec: 0700-1900
Fri 31 Dec: 0700-1700
Sat 1 Jan: 0900-1800
Sun 2 Jan: 0900-1800
Mon 3 Jan: 0900-1900