It’s write-your-own-joke time. Submit them in the usual manner (Twitter, Facebook, or via Comments.)
The raw materials: A pile of white powder is discovered first thing one morning by a forest ranger by the side of a tree on Wanstead Flats. Once alerted, the authorities take it seriously. Three nearby roads are closed. The experts come in. Warnings of a chemical spill spread. Friday morning traffic is badly disrupted. Two hours later, the chemical tests show the substance was sugar.
Postcode lotteries are terrible. They’ve been going on for years and I still haven’t won a tenner for E11!
Prince Charles walks into The George Pub. Barman asks “Why the long face?”
My racing snail is not winning races anymore. I decided to takehis shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic…..
It didn’t work – If anything its made him more
sluggish.
‘I’ve just got back from a once-in-a-lifetime cruise – … never again!’