Write your own joke

It’s write-your-own-joke time. Submit them in the usual manner (Twitter, Facebook, or via Comments.)

The raw materials: A pile of white powder is discovered first thing one morning by a forest ranger by the side of a tree on Wanstead Flats. Once alerted, the authorities take it seriously. Three nearby roads are closed. The experts come in. Warnings of a chemical spill spread. Friday morning traffic is badly disrupted. Two hours later, the chemical tests show the substance was sugar.

3 thoughts on “Write your own joke”

  1. Postcode lotteries are terrible. They’ve been going on for years and I still haven’t won a tenner for E11!

    Prince Charles walks into The George Pub. Barman asks “Why the long face?”

  2. My racing snail is not winning races anymore. I decided to takehis shell off to reduce his weight and make him more aerodynamic…..

    It didn’t work – If anything its made him more

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